A Tight Squeeze

I used to work part-time in a shoe shop whilst at school.

 

The back of the shop was really grotty and had small aisles. My boss was a fat, balding, unclean sweaty man.

 

To top it all, he had the biggest testicles in the world and he was obviously very proud of them as he used to wear the tightest ankle basher trousers all the time.

 

So whilst us poor shoe girls were in the aisles fetching and finding shoes, he used to love nothing better than to walk past us. Nothing wrong with that, except that the aisles were so small he had to turn sideways to get past us, then do a funny jumping shuffle whilst squeezing past us. 

 

The feeling of his bulbous testicles pressing against me will be something I’ll never forget. I think that makes him the worst boss.